Life is the wrong way around!
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough, it takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death!
I think the life cycle is all backwards...
You should die first, get that out of the way.
Then go and live in an old age home. Wait until you get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension.
When you start work, collect a gold watch on your first day. You work for 40 years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party and get ready for school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby.
You go back and spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, a spa, room service on tap, then you finish of with an orgasm!!