Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lesson 1

A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day?"
The crow answered, "Sure, Why Not?"
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

The moral of this story is...

To be sitting around all day and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Corporate Lesson 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy".
"Why don't you nibble some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed full of nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly sat at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer.
Who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

The moral of this story is...

Bullshit might get you to the top of the tree, but it won't keep you there!

Corporate Lesson 3

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was laying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
The frozen bird lay there in a pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of these stories are...

1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. Keep your mouth shut when you're in deep shit!