The Atheist & The Bear
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 9 foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out: Oh my God!...
The atheist looked directly into the light, It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?
Very well. said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty,